Samuel Johnson

Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.

Let me smile with the wise, and feed with the rich.

When men come to like a sea-life, they are not fit to live on land.

Buddha means awareness, the awareness of body and mind that prevents evil from arising in either.

I've conducted an experiment on my kids. Instead of denying them access to media, I've encouraged it. They read comic books, play Nintendo and watch way too much TV.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.