Samuel Foote

He is not only dull in himself, but the cause of dullness in others.

Born in a cellar... and living in a garret.

Death and the dice level all distinctions.

America stands for the land of opportunity.

I now know how to steal a watch when someone's wearing it. It's an excellent talent to have.

Secretary Clinton has dramatically changed the face of U.S. foreign policy globally for the good. But I wish she had been unleashed more by the White House.