Samuel Butler

Fear is static that prevents me from hearing myself.

In law, nothing is certain but the expense.

To give pain is the tyranny; to make happy, the true empire of beauty.

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?

There is not in the universe a more ridiculous, nor a more contemptible animal, than a proud clergyman.

I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored.