Samantha Bee

It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets at all hours. People don't want to stay inside for fear they'll go crazy.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.

I decided to set out to prove that you could make a reasonable living building for the poor using recycled materials and only hiring unskilled labor.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.