Sam Levenson

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

I am happy to the spokeswoman for this French youth that tomorrow will be spearhead new hope in the shape of the National Front.

When I got sober, I thought giving up was saying goodbye to all the fun and all the sparkle, and it turned out to be just the opposite. That's when the sparkle started for me.

As long as there are people who are not happy with their lot in life, as long as the United States is perceived to somehow be the cause of this unhappiness, there will be terrorism.