Sam Ewing

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.

I'm thankful I don't have parents that I feel I need to get their attention. They've always been there for me.

I do think my old fella wasn't much of a... I don't remember him ever being a 'dad' dad. He was too busy working. It was a hard life, man.

I feel sorry for generations of Labour voters and supporters who must look and wonder what on earth has gone wrong and what Labour is for.