Salman Khan

A lion runs the fastest when he is hungry.

I'm not possessive, I'm caring... Once you realize a person doesn't want that much care, you automatically back off.

I was close to getting married a long time ago. But it didn't happen, and since then it has not been happening. It is jinxed, and I am very happy. I hope this jinx continues.

As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick with a quip. But I'm quick with a spank.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.