When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes absurd create false
I've got spider veins all over my legs, so I wear opaque tights all winter. All sorts of colours. Sally Phillips colourhaveleg Change image and share on social
When I'm depressed, I definitely comfort eat, but I also eat when I'm happy. The only time I don't eat is if I am terribly nervous. Sally Phillips comfortdepresseat Change image and share on social
I think everyone is forgetting what plastic surgery is for - if you have a face-eating tumour, lose a breast or are involved in a car accident, then it's a good idea. Sally Phillips accidentbreastcar Change image and share on social
We define ourselves as intelligent. That's odd, because we're doing the definition - We're creating our own definition and saying, 'We are intelligent!' Neil deGrasse Tyson createdefinedefinition Change image and share on social
Basically, I get paid to be crazy. I get paid to believe I'm someone else, live in a completely false reality, and believe it's real. And that's a little scary. And I do it to the best of my ability. But it's kind of like swimming out to sea. You have to leave enough energy to swim back, and sometimes you get scared you swam too far. Rachel Miner abilitybackbasically share on social
In the best farce today we start with some absurd premise as to character or situation, but if the premises be once granted we move logically enough to the ending. George Pierce Baker absurdcharacterend Change image and share on social