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The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile. Sacha Guitry beautifulheadprofile Change image and share on social
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. Sacha Guitry charmfaithfulideal Change image and share on social
The thing about Paris, it's a great city for wandering around and buying shoes and nursing a cafe au lait for hours on end and pretending you're Baudelaire. But it's not a city where you can work. Malcolm Mclaren baudelairebuycafe Change image and share on social
I did buy 'The Sun' a few times, but I just don't read the tabloids. Sometimes they can have genius witty headlines, but that's all. There's nothing to read. Lucy Punch buygeniusheadline Change image and share on social
