You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes pretend witty
The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile. Sacha Guitry beautifulheadprofile Change image and share on social
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry manrevengesteal Change image and share on social
The thing about Paris, it's a great city for wandering around and buying shoes and nursing a cafe au lait for hours on end and pretending you're Baudelaire. But it's not a city where you can work. Malcolm Mclaren baudelairebuycafe Change image and share on social
I did buy 'The Sun' a few times, but I just don't read the tabloids. Sometimes they can have genius witty headlines, but that's all. There's nothing to read. Lucy Punch buygeniusheadline Change image and share on social
