Ryan Lochte

My philosophy is if you're a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning.

You know, honestly, if a girl can make me laugh, I'm pretty much sold.

My dad was my swim coach growing up, and I tried to get kicked out of practice every day. I was a little devil kid.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.

Before I die, I will preach to the Muslims in the Arab world. I will preach in Egypt, Lebanon, Syria and Iran. I will preach in Tehran. I will do it under the umbrella of God. And see its impact.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.