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The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life. Rowan Atkinson determinehappenstancehelp Change image and share on social
The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult. Rowan Atkinson alternativeclearcriticism share on social
I enjoy racing historic motorcars from the '50s and '60s. The seed of my interest was planted when I was about 12 years old and took over my mother's Morris Minor. I drove it around my father's farm. But my favorite car is still a McLaren F1, which I have had for 10 years. Rowan Atkinson 50s60scar share on social
Football is controlled violence, but it is violence, which people have loved to watch since the gladiatorial contests in ancient Rome. Michael Mandelbaum ancientcontestcontrol Change image and share on social
I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today. Bam Margera bambuttdad Change image and share on social
I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse. Harold Pinter arsebitecancer Change image and share on social
