You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes arse contest kick
The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life. Rowan Atkinson determinehappenstancehelp Change image and share on social
The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult. Rowan Atkinson alternativeclearcriticism share on social
Mr. Bean is essentially a child trapped in the body of a man. All cultures identify with children in a similar way, so he has this bizarre global outreach. Rowan Atkinson beanbizarrebody Change image and share on social
I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today. Bam Margera bambuttdad Change image and share on social
Football is controlled violence, but it is violence, which people have loved to watch since the gladiatorial contests in ancient Rome. Michael Mandelbaum ancientcontestcontrol Change image and share on social
I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse. Harold Pinter arsebitecancer Change image and share on social
