Location is everything, I'd rather camp in the Lake District or Scotland than sit in a five-star hotel in Frankfurt. Rory Bremner campdistrictfrankfurt Change image and share on social
I don't have olive skin. Nobody could tell from my skin that I'm Mediterranean. I'm quite fair, and I do burn easily. Rory Bremner burneasilyfair Change image and share on social
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. Rory Bremner computercriticizedare Change image and share on social
Politics in Scotland is far too important to be taken seriously. Rory Bremner importantpoliticscotland Change image and share on social
British politics is more nuanced. Part of the problem with New Labour is that they are a moving target. Rory Bremner britishlabourmove Change image and share on social
I'm much more used to the TV shows, which are demanding to write and perform but very fulfilling. Rory Bremner demandfulfillperform Change image and share on social
People may say that what I do is very clever, but it's not really at all. It's not Swift. Rory Bremner cleverpeopleswift Change image and share on social
If the oil runs out, we'll be reduced to fracking Alex Salmond. Rory Bremner alexfrackingoil Change image and share on social
Being a great believer in Scottish tradition, I followed the example of my fellow countrymen and moved to England. Rory Bremner believercountrymanengland Change image and share on social
When I was growing up, there were just the three channels, so as a nation we all sat down to the same meal at the end of the day. Now there's been this explosion. Rory Bremner channeldayend Change image and share on social
