My first public impression was my French teacher, Derek Swift. Rory Bremner derekfrenchimpression Change image and share on social
When I think back to my childhood, it's with a mixture of amusement and embarrassment. I was always forgetting things. My mum called me scatty because I could never sit still. But there was no sense I was suffering from a medical condition as such. Rory Bremner amusementbackcall share on social
I have never been good at doing impressions of women. Which is understandable. There's a gender issue. Rory Bremner gendergoodimpression Change image and share on social
When you consider what Tony Blair was saying about liberty, human rights and that sort of thing, it would be terribly revolutionary to sell the speeches he and Jack Straw made in 1994. Rory Bremner blairhumanjack Change image and share on social
I wish my father had lived longer. He died when I was 18. Rory Bremner diefatherlive Change image and share on social
For some time, Scotland's greatest exports to England have included whisky and Scottish MPs. Or, in the case of Charles Kennedy, both. All these links, politically, economically, culturally, are part of my Union. Would Glasgow's brilliant Commonwealth Games or the Edinburgh Festival be any better for our being independent? I doubt it. Rory Bremner brilliantcasecharle share on social
I'm supposed to be the director of a television company, but I've only ever seen that company as a vehicle for making the kind of programmes we wanted to make, getting our ideas on the screen. Rory Bremner companydirectorhave Change image and share on social
A lot of what I do - I have to try and make sense of things before I can make nonsense of them. Rory Bremner lotmakenonsense Change image and share on social
For such a small country, Britain packs in an amazing diversity of landscapes: coastline, lakes, mountains, rolling countryside, villages and great cities. Rory Bremner amazebritaincity Change image and share on social
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it. Rory Bremner computercriticizedare Change image and share on social