I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes hour joke period
Fortunately for me, or unfortunately, they made me an editor of the Parish Prison Pelican. I could read and write, and I had a way with words. Ron Shock editorfortunatelymake Change image and share on social
If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been messing with us. Or the dinosaurs were here, and we never noticed them. Or a lot of people saw them but didn't want to say anything. Ron Shock 000biblecorrect share on social
I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they had comedy clubs here. Ron Shock careerclubcomedy Change image and share on social
The whole period has taught me that I enjoy being part of an ensemble rather than just a front man. Don't get me wrong - I enjoy that too, but I get more enjoyment out of really listening to everyone. Damon Albarn enjoyenjoymentensemble Change image and share on social
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. James Callis curiousjokepsychologically Change image and share on social
The thing about Paris, it's a great city for wandering around and buying shoes and nursing a cafe au lait for hours on end and pretending you're Baudelaire. But it's not a city where you can work. Malcolm Mclaren baudelairebuycafe Change image and share on social
