Rod Stewart

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else.

I'm shrewd about money; I invest well and look after it. But it's in my nature to be generous. I look after people.

As long as you've got serious investors who wish to put money into football, I applaud. It proves that football is attractive. What upsets me, what I find scandalous, is when clubs accept fools.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.