Rod Stewart

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else.

I'm shrewd about money; I invest well and look after it. But it's in my nature to be generous. I look after people.

I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves.

After all, we are not French and never can be, and any attempt to be so is to deny our inheritance and to try to impose upon ourselves a character that can be nothing but a veneer upon the surface.

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.