Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! Robin Williams bushbusinessethic Change image and share on social
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? Robin Williams networknumbphone Change image and share on social
I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, 'My boy's got learnin'!' Robin Williams boycollegedegree Change image and share on social
I've never been asked to appear on 'I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!,' so I guess I mustn't be on the professional skids just yet. Robin Williams askcelebrityguess Change image and share on social
Sometimes over things that I did, movies that didn't turn out very well - you go, 'Why did you do that?' But in the end, I can't regret them because I met amazing people. There was always something that was worth it. Robin Williams amazeendmeet share on social
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. Robin Williams brezhnevbrookeeyebrow Change image and share on social
I was only a leading man for a minute; now I'm a character actor. Robin Williams actorcharacterlead Change image and share on social
I have an idea for a movie called 'The Walken Dead' which is about a town where, instead of zombies, everyone becomes Chris Walken. Robin Williams callchrisdead Change image and share on social
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams agree Change image and share on social
Tweets? That stuff kills conversation. And people taking pictures with their phone or recording you, sometimes surreptitiously, is creepy. They come up and just start talking to you, and you can see the red light on their phone. Robin Williams conversationcreepykill share on social
