Robert Morley

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.

Names were not so much dropped as thrown in a perpetual game of catch.

If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.

Australians and the British are very similar: If you try and stand out in any way, and you try to reach for success, someone is gonna be there to cut you down.

I am happy to the spokeswoman for this French youth that tomorrow will be spearhead new hope in the shape of the National Front.

I generally don't follow domestic news that much aside from how it relates to the stories I'm covering abroad, like what Americans think of the War in Afghanistan.