Robert M. Pirsig

I have money, fame, a happy wife, our daughter Nell.

Quality is a direct experience independent of and prior to intellectual abstractions.

The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

I think celebrities suck.

I've always slightly envied other actors I know who have different reputations. I think, 'God, you don't get people coming up to you, going, 'Hey!' - because they're scared of you.'