Robert Fulghum

Weddings seem to be magnets for mishap and for whatever craziness lurks in family closets. In more ways than one, weddings bring out the ding-dong in everybody involved.

If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.

It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.

If you actually dissect the lyrics in 'Motley Crue', you'll notice that there's a lot going on beneath the surface.

Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of, I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a racist. So yeah, I was always a fan.

I have a dog named Steve that lives at the studio.