Rob Riggle

When you go out there to do comedy, you feel like you're doing battle with the audience a lot of the time. You're either going to get 'em, or you're not.

I think audiences can relate to the guys I'm playing, those large-and-in-charge idiots. Or maybe I just make them feel better about who they are, or who they're dating.

I've written several pilots that haven't gone, so that's why you haven't seen any.

I now know how to steal a watch when someone's wearing it. It's an excellent talent to have.

I think for any actor, for the roles they deeply, truly want? They always have to audition for them.

I've always tried to stay behind the scenes, and I intend to keep it that way.