I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead. Rip Taylor breakshouldershow Change image and share on social
I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better. Rip Taylor fiddlerharveythroat Change image and share on social
Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star! Rip Taylor blvdbrinkgregory Change image and share on social
Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him. Rip Taylor breakmeetred Change image and share on social
I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. Rip Taylor jokemarthaoven Change image and share on social
I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip. Rip Taylor radioraprip Change image and share on social
Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. Rip Taylor advicecarrotgive Change image and share on social
Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly. Rip Taylor angelearthgreatly Change image and share on social
