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An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. Ring Lardner bulgecurvegirl Change image and share on social
Walter Mayer was a hero at a Salvation Army home fire in Cincinnati. Ring Lardner armycincinnatifire Change image and share on social
I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. Ring Lardner havehungryrestaurant Change image and share on social
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor. Ring Lardner addressbackbig Change image and share on social
The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. Ring Lardner familyimportant Change image and share on social
No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it. Ring Lardner drinkwrite Change image and share on social
They gave each other a smile with a future in it. Ring Lardner futuregivesmile Change image and share on social
