Rik Mayall

Words on the page don't have the same impact as somebody saying the words to you.

When you're an experienced celeb - which I am - you sometimes just need a bit of space, when you're not 'on'. I'm always on!

With an audience it's now, there are no editors around. It's just me and the audience and it's what I like best.

Marriage can be work, it can be difficult, it can be hard, but I think working through those times makes you stronger as a couple and as a unit.

I'm always embarrassed by those rugby player autobiographies which get written by journalists.

It's an ear job, not an eye job.