People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same. Ricky Gervais confusejokepeople Change image and share on social
Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away. Ricky Gervais lemonshutwill Change image and share on social
You should make something. You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say, 'I did that.' Ricky Gervais backbringcreate share on social
Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it. Ricky Gervais giftgoodhave Change image and share on social
I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing. Ricky Gervais clthesheepwolf Change image and share on social
Why buy a book when you can join a library. Ricky Gervais bookbuyjoin Change image and share on social
There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything. Ricky Gervais createdifferencefame Change image and share on social
Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming! Ricky Gervais clevercomeexecute share on social
The grass isn't always greener on the other side! Ricky Gervais grassgreenside Change image and share on social
