I like to think of myself as an equal opportunity offender. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes equal offender opportunity
If someone says, hey, you know, this long weekend, let's go skydiving - I would say, no, are you nuts? I'd just as soon sit down and have a cup of tea. Rick Mercer cupheylong Change image and share on social
Do the unexpected. Take 20 minutes out of your day, do what young people all over the world are dying to do: vote. Rick Mercer daydieminute Change image and share on social
I always knew I was gay. I always knew that somehow it would work out. Rick Mercer gayknowwork Change image and share on social
Do I sometimes hope I wake up in the morning and people are like, 'What's wrong with her? She looks emaciated.' Of course I would love that. I'm such a clothes whore, I would love the opportunity to be a hanger. But I think I'm more confident than I've ever felt in my life. Melissa McCarthy clotheconfidentemaciate share on social
Everybody knows that the industrialized nations are the worst offenders. Roland Emmerich badindustrializenation Change image and share on social
That is the definition of equal justice under law: everyone gets a fair shot, everyone pays their fair share, and everyone plays by the same set of rules. Eric Schneiderman definitionequalfair Change image and share on social
