I hope in my lifetime we can all continue to laugh at ourselves and not put down anyone for what they weigh. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes continue hope laugh
There are sacrifices you have to make. I don't have a lot to offer one person. I have a lot to offer to a lot of people. Richard Simmons lotmakeoffer Change image and share on social
When you gather up all the balls of life that you try to juggle, it is a very difficult thing to try to focus in on taking good care of yourself. But that's why God invented me - so I can come and teach and preach and make people laugh and give them some education so they can start liking themselves better. Richard Simmons ballcaredifficult share on social
I have loved deeply. I have lost intensely. I will never love again. I get that love by people who care for me. Richard Simmons caredeeplyintensely Change image and share on social
We continue to be exasperated by the view, apparently gaining momentum in certain circles, that armed robbery is okay as long as nobody gets hurt! The proper solution to armed robbery is a dead robber, on the scene. Jeff Cooper apparentlyarmcircle share on social
Do I sometimes hope I wake up in the morning and people are like, 'What's wrong with her? She looks emaciated.' Of course I would love that. I'm such a clothes whore, I would love the opportunity to be a hanger. But I think I'm more confident than I've ever felt in my life. Melissa McCarthy clotheconfidentemaciate share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social