Richard Pryor

I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So I went to work, taking any jobs I could get.

A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

Justice consists in doing no injury to men; decency in giving them no offense.

The Constitution of the United States allows us to change; I don't have a problem with that.