Richard Pryor

I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So I went to work, taking any jobs I could get.

A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

I've always had a natural fear of the police, or abuse of their power.

I wish to be useful, and every kind of service necessary to the public good becomes honorable by being necessary.

I have no neighbours other than animals and Joshua Trees.