My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once. Richard Lewis grandmotherjewishjuggler Change image and share on social
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. Richard Lewis dayglorioushalf Change image and share on social
I read somewhere that when I go on stage, people realize that they're not me and they feel better. When I walk off the stage, people know who I really am. I'm not saying it's great comedy, cool comedy or better comedy - but that's what I do, and I do it first for myself. Richard Lewis comedycoolfeel share on social
Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. Richard Lewis callduckhanukkah Change image and share on social
I didn't ever feel close to my real family. I didn't feel validated; I never felt right because I was always wrong. Richard Lewis closefamilyfeel Change image and share on social
I never wanted to do observational humor because I never wanted to tell people what they were seeing. Richard Lewis humorobservationalpeople Change image and share on social
My performance level has risen - and my anxiety-level has sky-rocketed. Richard Lewis anxietylevelperformance Change image and share on social
When I was younger, I listened to the greats: Winters, Mel and Carl, Nichols and May, Pryor, Carlin, Klein, Berman and lots of Lenny Bruce albums. But once I started doing fairly well, I didn't want to hear anybody's jokes or premises. Richard Lewis albumbermanbruce share on social
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. Richard Lewis analystbackquit Change image and share on social
My wife's hip, beautiful and independent and never jealous. Richard Lewis beautifulhipindependent Change image and share on social