Richard Carlson

The trick is to be grateful when your mood is high and graceful when it is low.

Circumstances don't make a person; they reveal him or her.

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness.

The argument about zoning and the presidency of Nigeria is like the philosophical argument of the egg or the hen. Who is older through the evolutionary process, who came first?

If a horse has four legs, and I'm riding it, I think I can win.

Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.