Regis Philbin

I'm involved in the stock market, which is fun and, sometimes, very painful.

Is that your final answer?

I guess I'm afraid to retire because I don't know what I would do. I don't know what my talent is. So I don't know. So maybe I'm afraid to stop, but I've got to stop.

If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun!

Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of, I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a racist. So yeah, I was always a fan.