I am the shortest and least funny person in my family. Heather Donahue familyfunnyperson Change image and share on social
I am the slave of my baptism. Parents, you have caused my misfortune, and you have caused your own. Arthur Rimbaud baptismcausemisfortune Change image and share on social
I am the smartest comedian in the history of the world. Andy Kindler comedianhistorysmart Change image and share on social
I am the son and grandson of immigrants. And I know that securing our borders is not anti-immigrant and we will do it. Marco Rubio antibordergrandson Change image and share on social
I am the son of a freedom fighter, and a son of a freedom fighter automatically imbibes the value of democracy. Narendra Modi automaticallydemocracyfighter Change image and share on social
I am the son of a small and far-away nation and the other laureates have all come from different countries from all over the world and we all were equally received here with signs of sympathy. Albert Szent-Gyorgyi countryequallylaureate Change image and share on social
I am the son of peasants and I know what is happening in the villages. That is why I wanted to take revenge, and I regret nothing. Gavrilo Princip happenpeasantregret Change image and share on social
I am the son of poor peasants who came at a very young age to live in Algeria. I only recently saw the place where they were born, near the city of Marrakech. Ahmed Ben Bella agealgeriabear Change image and share on social
I am the sort of player that likes to create goals. I think a lot of my team-mates know me as a player who is not selfish. Mesut Ozil creategoallike Change image and share on social