I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. Elayne Boosler americabearburqa Change image and share on social
I am thankful, of course, for the prize and thankful to God for each story, each idea, each word, each day. Isaac Bashevis Singer daygodidea Change image and share on social
I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other. Elayne Boosler absolutelygodkill Change image and share on social
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. Elayne Boosler artistdoublyeventually Change image and share on social
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.' Elayne Boosler bikeboatbox share on social
I am thankful to Nichia Chemical Corporation and its founder Nobu Ogawa, who gave me the research opportunity to create a blue LED. Shuji Nakamura bluechemicalcorporation Change image and share on social
I am thankful to the Nobel committee for recognising the plight of millions of children who are suffering in this modern age. Kailash Satyarthi agechildcommittee Change image and share on social
I am thankful to whatever I have got in my life, but one thing which is always at the back of my mind is my dance academy. I would love to see my dance academy growing. Madhuri Dixit academybackdance Change image and share on social
I am that 'everyman' in that I have made every mistake you can make in your career and in your personal life. But I am a survivor. Joe Piscopo careereverymanlife Change image and share on social
I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy. Patrice O'Neal edgyguypeople Change image and share on social
