Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful. Patrice O'Neal anymorecrowdhave Change image and share on social
I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat. Patrice O'Neal beanchopeat Change image and share on social
The case is I talk for a living, so I should be able to say anything I want to say regardless of how you feel. What we're starting to deal with now is your opinion matters, but to be quite honest, your opinion means nothing. Patrice O'Neal casedealfeel share on social
I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot. Patrice O'Neal cookdecentlot Change image and share on social
Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level. Patrice O'Neal decibelfeeljoke share on social
People have tried to corner the market on being offended, corner the market on language and corner the market on opinion. Should I lose my job 'cause I offended somebody? No, of course not. Your life should never be affected by public opinion. Patrice O'Neal affectcornerjob share on social
I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious. Patrice O'Neal breastchickenconvince Change image and share on social
I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me. Patrice O'Neal crowdentirehate Change image and share on social
I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude. Patrice O'Neal bigbuffetcheap Change image and share on social
I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song. Patrice O'Neal basbreakcrazy Change image and share on social
