How many people have a family grave in the backyard? I'm sure I'll end up there, or I'll shrink my head and put it in a glass box in the living room. I'll get more tourists to Graceland that way. Lisa Marie Presley backyardboxend Change image and share on social
How many people have different opinions in this world? Every different person has a different opinion of what that bottle really is or what colour it is. If I say that bottle is clear, there will be someone out there telling me that bottle is green or blue. Tyson Fury bluebottleclear share on social
How many people have had starter marriages? For some reason, mine really offends people. Jessica Seinfeld marriagemineoffend Change image and share on social
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. Emo Philips handpeoplepower Change image and share on social
How many people in the world is, each of them is individual. And I like to eat bread, somebody don't like that. You know this is the same in gymnastics. Olga Korbut breadeatgymnastic Change image and share on social
How many people just get up on Monday and do the same thing they've done every single Monday - go to work and just turn on route automatic and no longer have any meaning in their life? Erwin McManus automatichavelife Change image and share on social
How many people make themselves abstract to appear profound. The most useful part of abstract terms are the shadows they create to hide a vacuum. Joseph Joubert abstractcreatehide Change image and share on social
How many people yell at linespeople? I see it happening all the time. I don't know how many times I have seen that happen. Serena Williams happenlinespeoplepeople Change image and share on social
How many persons condemned to the horrors of solitary confinement have gone mad - simply because the thinking faculties have lain dormant! Jules Verne condemnconfinementdormant Change image and share on social
How many pictures have you torn up because you hate them? What ends up in your scrapbook? The pictures where you look like a good guy and a good family man, and the children look adorable - and they're screaming the next minute. I've never seen a family album of screaming people. Richard Avedon adorablealbumchild share on social
