Hey, I'm a girl, and we like to play dress-up. Charlize Theron dressgirlhey Change image and share on social
Hey, I'm a good software engineer, but I'm not exactly known for my fashion sense. White socks and sandals don't translate to 'good design sense'. Linus Torvalds designengineerfashion Change image and share on social
Hey, I'm happy someone is hiring me. It could be all over. I'm so lucky to have a job. Kevin Williamson happyheyhire Change image and share on social
Hey, I'm just looking for an excuse to retire so I can play summer league baseball, go coach my nephews, play pickup basketball. I've always had that ability to move on to the next thing. Doug Flutie abilitybaseballbasketball Change image and share on social
Hey, I'm just trying to become the Michael Caine/Gene Hackman of my generation. John C. Reilly cainegenegeneration Change image and share on social
Hey, I'm like the Wayne Gretsky of the entertainment biz - I have other people do my dirty work while I skate around and get to be a nice guy. What can I say? I'm a coward. Paul Feig bizcowarddirty Change image and share on social
Hey, I'm not a politician. I'm a ham. I love to give speeches. Norman Schwarzkopf givehamhey Change image and share on social
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. Larry David factheyjewish Change image and share on social
