A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer. Mignon McLaughlin agearmenianbuyer Change image and share on social
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.' Tommy Cooper agebackbad Change image and share on social
A woman, the more curious she is about her face, is commonly the more careless about her house. Ben Jonson carelesscommonlycurious Change image and share on social
A woman today is good, or she is bad, according to the way she does a thing - and not because of the thing itself. Norma Shearer badgoodthing Change image and share on social
A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition. Gilbert K. Chesterton findintelligenceintuition Change image and share on social
A woman wants to be romanced. She wants to be an essential part of a great adventure; she wants a beauty to unveil. That is what little girls play at, and those are the movies women love and the stories that they love. John Eldredge adventurebeautyessential share on social
A woman watches her body uneasily, as though it were an unreliable ally in the battle for love. Leonard Cohen allybattlebody Change image and share on social
A woman who becomes famous through her work reduces her erotic value. A woman is permitted to chat or babble, but speaking in public with authority is still the greatest transgression. Elfriede Jelinek authoritybabblechat Change image and share on social
A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man. E. W. Howe acquaintanceforgiveman Change image and share on social
A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful. Karl Kraus beautifuluglywoman Change image and share on social
