Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot. Jimmy Fallon endhandmachine Change image and share on social
Thank you, Occupy Wall Street. With your vivid example of anticapitalist squalor, I've been able to convince all three of my children to become investment bankers. P. J. O'Rourke anticapitalistbankerchild Change image and share on social
Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you really mean: 'Wow, you're really ugly in person.' Jimmy Fallon peoplepersonphotogenic Change image and share on social
'Thank you power' is writing down the moments that are good in your life so that you can go back and reflect on them - so you've got this sort of repository of good stuff in your past. Deborah Norville backgoodhave Change image and share on social
Thank you... preseason football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering. I appreciate it. Thank you. Jimmy Fallon commercialexcitementfootball Change image and share on social
Thank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on TV. You will forever be in my TiVo. Jimmy Fallon atlantademonstratefight Change image and share on social
Thank you so much for supporting me from the day I stepped foot into the music industry. It really means something to me to have Maya Angelou speak on my behalf. It also means a lot to have Oprah on my speed dial! Mary J. Blige angeloubehalfday share on social
Thank you to all for your prayers and good wishes. It gave me the strength to persevere and warmed my heart. Steven Cojocaru givegoodheart Change image and share on social
Thank you to country radio for believing in me. Hunter Hayes believecountryradio Change image and share on social
Thank you to everyone that has made me the athlete I am! God, family and friends, my competitors and supporters! You have all had a hand! Oscar Pistorius athletecompetitorfamily Change image and share on social
