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Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'

Sometimes I wish that Anna Wintour didn't know I existed.

Sometimes I wish that applause would come just a bit later, when it is so beautifully hushed that I feel like holding my breath in the silence of the end.

Sometimes I wish that I could go into a time machine right now and just look at my self and say, 'Calm down. Things are gonna be fine. Things are gonna be all great. Just relax.'

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.

Sometimes I wish the girl would make the first move.

Sometimes I wish the writing and drawing were more integrated.

Sometimes I won't put a lot of make up on; I won't put foundation on. I'll just pop a bit of blusher on. I'm not obsessed with trying to look like a Victoria's Secret model - it's real life.

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.

Sometimes I wonder if I got lulled into not wanting things because I grew up black in this country.