Show me a smile, and I'll show you one back. Vanilla Ice backshowsmile Change image and share on social
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure. Thomas A. Edison failuremansatisfy Change image and share on social
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. Erica Jong feelguiltyman Change image and share on social
Show me an elitist, and I'll show you a loser. Tom Clancy elitistlosershow Change image and share on social
Show me an Irishman who can't tell a story - I don't think they exist. Patricia Polacco existirishmanshow Change image and share on social
Show me another pleasure like dinner which comes every day and lasts an hour. Charles Maurice de Talleyrand daydinnerhour Change image and share on social
Show me any health professional - great and not so great - who says they don't make mistakes or haven't made one in years, and I'll show you someone who has trouble admitting the truth. Brian Goldman admitgreathealth Change image and share on social
Show me any top entertainer or top business executive, and I'll show you a guy who has mapped out his life from the very start. Bobby Darin businessentertainerexecutive Change image and share on social
Show me one dictatorship in the world that has not been supported by the United States government or some European governments. It almost doesn't exist. I think a dictatorship and hegemony are part of the same phenomenon. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad dictatorshipeuropeanexist share on social
Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics. Chris Rock billbunchcarlin share on social
