Please, please, please - I would love to do some comedy. Once you have a reputation for one thing - in my case, crying and dying - you are typecast. Emily Watson casecomedycry Change image and share on social
Please, please, please, my dear competition. We can beat each other and fight each other as much as we want and argue, but do not predict how a system really works when you really don't know and don't want to know. Either be better informed, or don't do it. Hasso Plattner arguebeatcompetition share on social
Please, please, stop referring to yourselves as 'consumers.' OK? Consumers are different than citizens. Consumers do not have obligations, responsibilities and duties to their fellow human beings. James Howard Kunstler beingcitizenconsumer Change image and share on social
Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. Jessica Simpson hardlifematter Change image and share on social
Please remember we all come from the same one and we will all return to that one, so there is no reason for fighting. Sean Paul fightreasonremember Change image and share on social
Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy. Glenn Beck childnobelparticipate Change image and share on social
Please think of me like an endangered species and just observe me quietly from far away. If you try to talk to me or touch me casually, I may get intimidated and bite you. So please be careful. Haruki Murakami bitecarefulcasually Change image and share on social
Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time! Phyllis McGinley christmasdimenickel Change image and share on social
Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them! Jeff Smith chinesecookgood Change image and share on social
Please write music like Wagner, only louder. Samuel Goldwyn loudmusicwagner Change image and share on social
