Jessica Simpson

Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person - they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They're motivated.

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.