One time, I was given an essay topic: to describe a perfect horse, whom the mere sight of the rider's whip would make obedient. I depicted this perfect horse throwing his rider at the sight of the whip. Marquis de Lafayette depictdescribeessay share on social
One time, I was posing on a car for a calendar shoot. I was doused with oil and literally slid off the car, bikini, heels and all! Candace Kita bikinicalendarcar Change image and share on social
One time, I was young. I was skinny. I was elegant. Getting old is terrible. Sirio Maccioni elegantskinnyterrible Change image and share on social
One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all. Zac Efron autographembarrassfunny Change image and share on social
One time, just passing by, I happened to see Jack White from the White Stripes. I'm a huge White Stripes fan, and I did a whole 180. It was like my jaw hit the ground. Reid Scott fangrindhappen Change image and share on social
One time, my ex-boyfriend and I were in Paris, and we went to this really fancy dinner. We weren't full after, so we walked from the schmoozy restaurant to McDonald's, and we finished our date at McDonald's. It was awesome. Gigi Hadid awesomeboyfrienddate share on social
One time, my mom told us, 'No TV.' It was 3 P.M., and I was sneaking it in. She put her hand on the back of the TV to see if it was warm, and it was. So she pulled the cord out of the wall, opened the second-floor window, and just threw it out the window. Akiva Schaffer backcordfloor share on social
One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes. Bam Margera grindlastminute Change image and share on social
One time on a dive, I wound up drifting up in darkness surrounded by billions of photoluminescent creatures. It was a religious experience, one only a poet could do justice to. Graham Hawkes billioncreaturedarkness Change image and share on social
One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress. Richard Marx bulbbunchcheck Change image and share on social
