My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. Rodney Dangerfield comedoorhome Change image and share on social
My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you. Michael Caine angerdaughterdestroy Change image and share on social
My wife, my family, my friends - they've all taught me things about love and what that emotion really means. In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving. Nicholas Sparks emotionfamilyfriend Change image and share on social
My wife Neelam is a North Indian, so she will make North Indian food, while my mother will make Bengali food. Ronit Roy bengalifoodindian Change image and share on social
My wife never throws anything at me that I can't handle. Taye Diggs handlethrowwife Change image and share on social
My wife noticed that I wrote really good complaint letters about faulty products and that I could get anything I wanted out of these big corporations, and she said that I was a good writer and that I should go to my dad and ask him for help. Brian Herbert bigcomplaintcorporation share on social
My wife once said that one of her great ambitions was to walk down the streets of Hong Kong with her children. So we all went to Asia on one occasion. Then she said she'd like to walk down the streets of Jerusalem with her children. So we arranged our family finances and all went to Jerusalem. Gordon B. Hinckley ambitionarrangeasia share on social
My wife Patrice, in addition to being enormously supportive, has taught me a lot about life. She might argue it's because I have so much to learn. One of the most important things I've learned is the art of listening. James Comey additionargueart share on social
My wife read Narc as well and was really into it. Ray Liotta narcreadwife Change image and share on social