I'm a Taurus, which sounds like the name of a pickup truck. I'd prefer to be born under the sign of the rock wallaby. If you're going to interpret your life pursuant to an utterly irrational dogma, why can't it have a cute mascot? Rock wallabies really are fabulous animals, and in any remotely just world, they would have their own star sign. Elliot Perlman animalbearcute share on social
I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field. Matt Roper belongbullfield Change image and share on social
I'm a teacher and a writer; my life is words. When I see the denigration of language, it hurts me, and it's easy to denigrate a word by trivializing it. Elie Wiesel denigratedenigrationeasy Change image and share on social
I'm a teacher still, but with a much larger classroom. Rick Riordan classroomlargeteacher Change image and share on social
I'm a team player. But I will say that I've never been a 'yes man' in my life. Steve Southerland havelifeman Change image and share on social
I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling. Andy Samberg clownmasksmile Change image and share on social
I'm a tech geek. Whenever I read about something new, I think to myself, How can I take this and make it black? Henry Louis Gates blackgeekmake Change image and share on social