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I don't know how to put on any tough guy pretensions.

I don't know how to put this gently, but I'm trying to tackle the biggest question of all, which is the God question.

I don't know how to read. I get all my news from Jon Stewart every day.

I don't know how to relax, that's my problem.

I don't know how to sit outside myself and test against a hypothetical self who stayed home.

I don't know how to speak to celebrities. Every time I talk to Alan Menken, I say something stupid and I have to apologize.

I don't know how to talk to people I don't know.

I don't know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me... anecdotes. But never a joke.

I don't know how to thank everyone for all their help.

I don't know how to use appliances. I mean, I use the coffee maker. But that's it.