I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage. April Winchell abilityadvantageafraid Change image and share on social
I'd like to say from the beginning that the 12 years I've been coming here, I've met unfailing courtesy and cooperation, courtesy from your people and cooperation from the Ministry of Information. Peter Arnett begincomecooperation Change image and share on social
I'd like to say I'm R&B's savior. Whether that's the truth or not, I'm definitely going out there with my mic and my shield to declare, 'I am here to save R&B.' I will have the people saying, 'Sir, there is a man at the musical gates saying he is here to save R&B.' Jamie Foxx declaregateman share on social
I'd like to say I was smart enough to finish six grades in five years, but I think perhaps the teacher was just glad to get rid of me. Alan Shepard finishgladgrade Change image and share on social
I'd like to say it is only average people who revel in the mistakes of others. Sibel Kekilli averagemistakepeople Change image and share on social
I'd like to say that I'm a rock star, but I'm not - I'm honestly more of a relationship kind of guy. I'm a guy you could take home to meet your mum rather than a guy your mum wouldn't like. Ed Sheeran guyhomehonestly Change image and share on social
I'd like to say that parody is a celebration of a person's specific characteristics, as opposed to mockery. Ana Gasteyer celebrationcharacteristicmockery Change image and share on social
I'd like to say that right now, in the last few years, the Democrats have been closer - have been more pro-environment. The coal industry is pretty well entrenched in the Republican Party and that's one of the things that we need to phase out. Ted Turner closecoaldemocrat share on social
I'd like to say this was our worst game. Unfortunately, I can't. Don Mattingly badgame Change image and share on social
I'd like to say to all my fans out there, thanks for the support. And to all my doubters, thank you very much because you guys have also pushed me. Usain Bolt doubterfanguy Change image and share on social