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I can only write about two or three pages of fiction a day.

I can only write new words at my desk, the one I've owned for 25 years. When we moved to our new house I designed my office around it. I've written everything I've ever written at this desk.

I can only write what makes me laugh, and what makes me laugh is the comedy I grew up on.

I can open up any can of worms and get people upset.

I can overact in two seconds.

I can paint and draw. I believe this myself and a few other people say that they believe this too. But I'm not certain of whether it's true.

I can paint in jail.

I can paint pictures, but I cannot rule men.

I can parallel park pretty well - I'm a great driver.

I can pay my rent now. I guess I could always do that, but now I can get an apartment with heat.