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I can carry a tune with a three-note range. Once I'm out of that range, I'm in trouble.

I can celebrate food anytime. I love cheese. When I crave a certain food, I just eat it.

I can certainly be part of the socialite group and walk those carpets every day, but I choose not to because I prefer to be grounded. You can't be at home and on the red carpet.

I can certainly put myself in Israel's shoes. They are humans just like we are. They want peace and security inside their borders.

I can certainly see how people are overcome by depression.

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over.

I can change a light fixture, and I can do certain things. But I'm really bad in terms of construction. I can't do any of it on my own.

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute.

I can change a tire, but I couldn't change a fuse on the computer panel on my car.

I can choose to accelerate my disease to an alcoholic death or incurable insanity, or I can choose to live within my thoroughly human condition.